Hello, I’m Scorpiogeist. I’m the star of the (most of) poison teams. I don’t have problems with other monsters… sigh
But Chromera… I hate that guy. He enters the field, and I don’t stand a chance against him. My friend Tago, sometimes help me, but he is too slow, then I need to do something first. I like stun. I never had problems with it (okay, I’m a stun converter).
I don’t have more to say, just… Bye.
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Hi, I’m Arborgias, a.k.a. God himself.
I was born very early in the history of this world, and I was the reward for beating a difficult event. Unfortunately, I was nothing but a mediocre reskin of other Superepics, like Lunaverios, Deucalizon, Revenatus…
I thought I was destined to forever remain unknown in shallow mediocrity.
But then…
Some time ago, something happened. The Devs decided to give me and the other Superepics which were, like me, nothing more than clones, another chance. A chance to stand out…
I recognized it when I went sparring in my forest with my buddy Geomagnus. I tried to put him to sleep with the Sleep All skill I was familiar with, but instead I just straight up RAW Deathstroke-d him. I tried to do something else, but I panicked and SOLO Deathstroke-d his lifeless corpse.
I then realized what the gods did unto me, what magnificent power I was bestowed upon!
I thought this could be the moment I would finally be considered top tier, but…
…unfortunately, there were many buts. I would absolutely dominate 1vs1 duels, but when put in a team I soon started to realize that my killing strikes took a lot of time to activate, and I couldn’t cast them sometimes, for example when I had a teammate protector, et cetera…
Furthermore, another former clone got all the spotlight, that birch, Willowyrm… How come she got TWO passives, one of which is one the most powerful in the game, while I got NONE?!? Once again, I am doomed to be forgotten…
…NO! I won’t accept that. I decide who lives and who dies (kinda, I cannot really control on who my deathblows land), I deserve MUCH BETTER than this! I deserve some flashing new passive skills!
Now, while I’m on my way to the Devs Temple to threaten to Deathstroke them if they don’t grant me some passives, what should I ask them?
Auto-Overwatch? Stun Counter? Fatal Revenge? Spirit Possession? Tholid? Perhaps… I could ask for a new 6★ form? Hmmmm… Well, I will decide when I’ll be there.
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Haha, Arborgias really needs a Passive skill. Hold Ground or Stun Immunity?
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Magmarrinus: why not both?
But seriously, it’s such a pity to see a monster with a fantastic design and an original moveset such as him get shafted like that. Both passives would not make him OP, just acceptable.
Seeding revenge: when killed you can obtain control of the monsters who killed him after 180 sec. (can be purified, and eliminated with send back).
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killerdogs gonna tell u why your suggestion sucks
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That would already be more than something. I’d speed it up 130 TU though, still that’s a very valid buff
What about this?
Vine Revenge: the monster that killed Arborgias is now unmovable.
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It can stop entrance monsters
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That’s a good one.
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Lol actually I was going to write something simple: give it death revenge… seems fitting and makes it great for facing super buffed enemies (the place it probably gets used more than anywhere else).
Also, this is the autobiographies thread, not a buff thread 
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The kin slayer buff helped a ton surely… certainly helps make him more comparable to willowyrm at least.
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Hi, I’m Dusicyon! Also known as “Dusic” to my friends, “■■■■ Suck” to my enemies. If you dont get the second joke due to censors, it rhymes with “Quick Duck”.
I’m actually surprised to not see a bio for me already here, seeing as I’m probably the biggest poster boy for Neo Monsters since Atrahasis + Aurodragon. But where those guys you kinda had to have some strategic teambuilding to play them, im a bit different. Although it’s not in my listed abilities, a special one I have is I can actually fit ANYWHERE on a team and immediately make it better! It’s pretty neat, and seeing as I have the power to give every other buddy of mine a Shield on entrance, I am happily crowned as one of the best support mons in the game. My defense is also quite staggering and paired with Hold Ground (LOLZ), so unless the bad guys have a blood move already charged, I’m here to stay.
All that sounds great right? We should definitely be friends. Unless you are weak like a token monster. I have been known to, um… have a certain taste for such beings… but that’s ok! Because when I do feast on the blood of the innocent, I heal myself and my comrades, so that makes up for it… right?
Although I dont NEED to kill my weaker friends to become strong again. I have the nifty trait of having Second Wind as a skill, making sure my stupidly strong Confident Strike hits with every bit of force it can. If these options have all been used up, I have another dainty skill that let’s me Leech the life off the bad guys. Just call me cancer because no matter what you hit me with, I just seem to keep coming back.
My Uncle Valzareign was pretty useless back in the day, but he received a few buffs that have made him relevant and I usually see him around, even though he is just an inferior version of me hahahaha, haha, ahhh… maybe I should eat him to heal, hes getting pretty weak again… hmm…
Angelion is my BEST FRIEND!!! We are like peanut butter and jelly, spaghetti and red sauce, a cup and water, we just go together. I make crappy teammates good, good teammates better, and better teammates, well, the best. I am the best of all besties, and if for some reason you didn’t use the discount at the ticket store to get me initially, hehehe, you’ve got 8-12 months to gather enough tickets for me, because I am exclusive to that.
So if you were unfortunate enough to not choose me in the store as your first, dont worry, you’ll just have to endure nearly a years worth of being just a margin worse than anyone else at PvP strictly because they have me in their team, and you dont.
See you in a few months!!!
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■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ I chose goldtail for the shop lol
wait I thought the censors would get rid of that
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I will choose Flocculassaurus
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I’m considering it…
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I was hugely stupid and got Nebelronix from the shop, then got a dupe from an egg the same week
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I got Mechaviathan after waiting for him to appear for 3 years. He still hasn’t appeared afterwards. No regrets
I’m 1 ticket away from 12 tickets. I am either gonna get ducy or flocc… so damn hard to choose…
Dusy would fit perfectly in your team, I think