At the same time I love using poison monsters that poison everything on the field so I don’t know… 
Hm… Buy shiny tridrakhan
Sorry for reviving this thread but this is such a good and its highly unlikely to start an argument. Plus with the godesses now this thread could be really interesting
Hi i’m Lucifelle. I was design to be delugazar 2.0 with excessive force and double bloodthirst but sigh… I am far inferior. The other godesses are far superior than me. I got my butt spank by azida. Sepheris feet are hotter than mine. I guess I’ll just kill one monster and then die so sad
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You obviously haven’t seen the animation on her awakened form. Watch her hand movement. Azida and The new shadow one have nothing on that action
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Lol if you’re going to censor my post @Killerdog at least do it correctly. It should say her awakened form not 2nd. Delete this upon the change.
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Literally this
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The goddesses need to have more unique feature like sepheris feet
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I honestly never noticed it on the awakened form, only the second form. I think it is a lot clearer there, especially at 3x game speed, with all the wiggling and facial expression.
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Yeah, Lucifelle and Bastia are just too unnapropriate
Hello, I’m Shurikaizer. The stealthiest fukka around, despite the huge shuriken on my back.
Whenever I enter the field, you know I’m gonna screw you in a way or another. So, while I swiftly punish one of your guilty teammates, I have already snuck my sword into one of your other teammates’ rear end.
I have mastered all the ninja skill in existence. My ninjutsu is so advanced, I can leave a substitute behind me an people can’t help but hit him! Not only that, but every time I get back to the field one of your friends has been poisoned. And you can’t do anything about it.
Oh, did I mention I also like, for a change, to literally eat poison? Although I only do it if I cannot sneak ninjously.
Lastly, my pose emanates huge quantities of big member energy.
P.S. While you were reading this post, I poisoned your pet and stealthily killed all your family.
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Shurikaizer might be that bold, but if you translate its name one way it comes out as “village emperor”. I can’t think of a more pathetic, boastful title.
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Behold, all bow and cower in the face of the mighty Lionheart!!!
… Unless you have any poison in your team… then I’m pretty much useless…
I was the first of my kind! A Legendary class Monster with the ability to ascend the heavens and be reborn as a Mythical God amongst the vermin that trembled at my presence! Against Artificial Intelligence, I have experienced the epitome of power, with the ability to be reborn with strength multiplied by that of the beasts that usurped me. Even the Mighty First Ones in all their glory could only cower as their attacks bounced off my glorious shields and my Twin Blades cut them down, retaining the Natural order and showing that true power is not programmed, but attained!!!
After some time however, the original dieties known as “The Devs” decided I was too strong to control and stole my supreme dominance from me and dethroned my role as a top threat in the Offline experience.
Now I am doomed to wander the shadows, Exiled and forgotten by those I did so much for. One day, I vow to restore my stolen honor, retake the Pridelands ruled by the Artificial Intelligence, and once again be crowned the rightful King.
Until then, I’m pretty much useless…
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Fufufufufufu…
1, 2… Oni’s comin’ for you…
3, 4… I’ve got Souls galore…
5, 6… Give you a Death Sentance…
7, 8… Sacrifice the bait…
9, 10… Do it all again…
Fufufufufufu…
I… am Onigeist… The One Ghost of Many…
I… am a Plague… Deadly as any…
If you dont kill me fast… your Monsters wont last…
Those who face me… Always tend to weep…
Disconnecting… while their entire teams asleep…
I crave Souls… with insatiable hunger…
As I feed… my thirst for Blood grows stronger…
A hidden gem… cloaked by Night…
Combos abound… to give victims a fright…
Behind each door… even in this Fandom…
Always guard your Soul… From this recurring Phantom…
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P is for the priceless, look upon your faces
E is for extinction, all you puny races
R is revolution which shall be televised
F is how f**ked you are, allow us to reprise
E is for eccentric, just listen to our song
C is for completion that we’ve waited for so long
T is for the terror upon you we’ll bestow
We are the waifu mons, and we’d like to say… goodbye
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Hi, I’m Novadrake, but the majority of you know me as “scatface”. I am indeed renowned for the fact I can spam moves at light speed with no downside whatsoever.
I did a Blood Pact with a strange woman with a skimpy outfit and devil wings once, and she agreed that I am allowed to be quicc as hell but I have to lose life everytime.
Since I can endure a extra hit before dying everytime, this is not a big deal: I survive nonetheless. But the pain I feel everytime I use a skill is undescribable. I have arrived to the conclusion that God doesn’t exist, since a God with even a droplet of humanity wouldn’t allow this infernal torture.
The worst thing comes when my trainer, instead of letting me die and terminate the ungodly pain I’m feeling, orders me to replenish my health with Second Wind and forces me to endure twofold suffering, my life slowly withering away.
Sometimes I can’t even die, and I accept this. Dying is too much of a relief for a wretched soul like me.
In conclusion, don’t hate me: hate the trainers that use me. I am but a victim of this ill world.
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Poor Nova…
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Totally deserves it tbh
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I’m curious what hasn’t been done yet. I cba to read the whole thread
Rudolphonzo: “The North Pole is bein’ attacked again by some weirdos what say ‘dey wants to rumble wit’ you. Whaddya gonna do, Fatha?”
The Godfeather: “Simple… We gonna call a meeting…”
Rudolphonzo: “So we gonna get all da bosses togetha?”
The Godfeather: “No… theres only one guy for da job… Call up the Polaboss.”
I’m a Boss.
I come from da place where da ice is thick, an it’s my domain, that’s the name of ma game. Deez little guys, they get stunned when dey see me, cuz dey know shits about to get real, cuz I’ma Boss.
I get stronger wid every hit, cant hardly be handled. If you got some stuff you need taken care of, you can call on me. I’ma boss.
I dont care how tough dey dink dey is, I’m da Mafia Muscle for a reason. Be it against robots or peoples, I instill fear in all. My cane is in need of beatin’ up some scrubs, I’m da one for the job, da Boss of da Polar an all.
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