granted but you only gain it for 1 day
I wish I was muscular
Granted,but you’re too muscular and no one likes you and they think ur gross.
I wish for milk
Granted, but it’s 1% >:) (if you like 1%, then pretend it’s 100%…)
I wish for cheese
granted but you get the cheese touch (reference to DOAWK)
I wish for bread to go with kittys cheese
Granted,but its moldy.
I wish for a blanket
granted but its scratchy and itchy and you get rid of it
i wish for world peace
granted but you also have to be 5 inches wider (for symmetry)
I wish that I had a spaceship
granted but you run out of fuel while in space and get lost forever
I wish I didn’t have a wish
which was this for? the 5 inches taller one?
Sorry I replied to the wrong post *blushes*
I wish I had a shiny
granted but it runs away
i wish for toys.
Granted,but they break.
I wish for no one to ever get any wishes?
Granted but I am not a real genie so I cant grant it.
I wish I can see through walls.
Granted,but you only get to for 10 seconds at a time.
I wish the “g” key didnt exist.
Granted but it got replaced with the letter Γ.
I wish for a pet zebra.
Granted,but it kicks you,then poops on the floor.
I wish for a tv.
Granted, but you have no cable or vcr so it does nothing but squigglez
I wish the FREAKING “E” KEY WASN’T SUCH A LET DOWN TO HUMANITY
granted its not a let down we need it
i wish for my ipad back
Ok, but it’s screen is completely smashed and all it’s data was deleted, and it has a password lock on it you didn’t set so you can’t access it. Also, the sound & internet antenna were broken, along with horrible graphics.
I wish U had time for OM’s
Granted but I would still be too lazy to do the OMa.
I wish for an afro.
Granted, but your hair will fall out in a week.
I wish for a hug.