Ok, you die, and that oxygen is poisonous so everyone else dies… And the world ended happily ever after! I wish for a majestic sparkly cow that can fly and poop/puke rainbows
Granted,but it pukes and poops in your mouth,and you cant breath and die a slow,painful death.
I wish for a pet jackalope.Ill call him venom.
The jackalope is horribly sick and gets you fataly ill. I wish for nyan cat, that isn’t sick, and always nice, and is perfect.
Granted but the time goes back and you don’t have another wish
I wish my pet parrot didn’t die
It goes into a coma.
I wish iPhones keyboard didn’t suck 
Granted, they don’t suck. Now they are intolerable.
I wish I was perfect
granted but you fail miserably at being perfect
I wish we stopped talking about death
Ok, we stop talking about death. Just living torture!
I wish I was like mario when he has the golden star and the disco music plays and he is all rainbowy and looks like he is tripping…
granted but you get drunk and forget your like Mario, sorry couldn’t think of anything else
I wish I was a dog
Granted, but you’r a b!tch ! haha
I wish I can fly
lolz thanks bye… granted but you lose altitude and crash land on a deserted island and die
I wish was rich
Granted,but I steal ur money
I wish I had botch.
granted but I have no clue what that is so you don’t get it
I wish for a puupy
Granted,but I run it over with a truck.
I wish for money. .
granted but it falls the sewer
I wish for a baby
It falls the sewer?Wut.
Granted.but the baby barfs on you,then poops its pants,then pees all over your tv.
I wish for a perfectly clean piece of paper.
Granted, but you only have a white crayon with you. I wish for candy
Granted, but it’s a lollipop with a scorpion in it(like if u have seen those)
I wish for a fighter jet
Granted,but you have no fuel.
I wish for… a life time supply of…ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! 
Wish granted (already seems like a punishment itself).
I wish to be 5 inches taller