Um…Granted,but you accidently hugged a pig right next to the person you were gonna hug thats not me.
I wish for a wish.
granted you just used it
I wish to be on a plane
Granted,but its really loud and you get sick and throw up.
I wish for free pizza for everyone on the forum! (Have fun corrupting that)
Granted but it is broccoli and anchovie pizza :c
I wish there weren’t anchovies on this pizza.
Granted,but some anchovies fell from the sky the pizza after.
I wish trees were colored blue.
Granted, but they were the same color as the sky so you walk into them often
I wish I had more time to make my posts more thoughtful and less typo-y and not quick and thoughtless
Granted,but you use your time during work/school and get in trouble with your boss/teacher.
I wish for a cookie emoticon
XGranted but it’s and oatmeal cookie
I wish for,someone to PvP me on HI
granted but but your opponent get the maximum possible amount of bonus actions while you get none
I wish I had a macaw
Granted but it bites your head off LOLZ
I wish for am AC up in this joint
Granted,but it malfunctions and acts like a heater.
I want lemonade
(Sry for de necro,just had to)
It evaporates instantly
I wish my dog didn’t bit me
Your dog didn’t bite you, but twenty other dogs from the neighborhood came to you and bit you.
I wish this wish is corrupted. 
Ur wish punches u while ur sleeping
I wish for more dr. Pepper
Granted, but it makes you sneeze all day (dr pepper is a drink right?)
I wish for a tree
The tree falls on u
(Yes dr. Pepper is a drink XD)
I wish for more oxygen
Trees and Water cover the land, you get squished and drowned at the same time (i wanted to do something different than just, you get no oxegyn and die xP)
I wish for a Goldio
Ok, but it hates you and doesnt fight for you in battle.
I wish life didn’t fly by 
seems like only yesterday i was in middle school ;-;
Granted but only because time has stopped completely
I wish the silver I have in HI is real
Granted, but it gets stolen
I wish for milk from a cow