This is a fun little game I found on another forum.You make a wish,and the next person grants it,but corrupts it,and makes a wish,and so on.
Example:
Johnny:I wish for a mortocycle
Andrew:Granted,but you crash.I wish for a ds.
Mike:Granted,but it wont turn on.I wish for 100$
And so on.
I wish I had on Osiris
Yeah, but it has a game breaking bug, and glitched your file out.
I wish I had a frostkit irl! 
And A pony, and a unicorn, and a horsey! (Yeah jk, but I do want to see someone corrupt those :P)
Don’t worry your Frostkit hates you and is a trouble child constantly being called into the office for abusing other Arks. The pony can only turn it’s head, the unicorn…the horn grows backwards.
I wish I had a wish. (mind blown)
Your wish doesn’t become true, you don’t get a wish :ph34r:
I wish, I wish, oh I wish I were a fish! (Say “I see it all…” if you get the reference)
Your a gold fish you get released into the ocean only to get eaten by a great white shark ten minutes into your first swim in the sea
I wish I could use magic irl! (I can’t wait for someone to corrupt this haha)
Granted,but the magic never does what you want,and mixes up your words.
I wish I had $1,000,000
You get the money, but while admiring it at the bank about to deposit it, a criminal runs by, takes the money, and whacks you.
That robber happens to be me.
Wishes for a waffle.
You will receive your waffle but you put it in the oven to warm it up. However, 1 hour later you have forgotten to take it out of the oven and the waffle is burnt to a crisp
I wish to be a famous rapper
Granted, but your fandom is all people you hate
I wish stego had a nerf
The update came and stego was nerfed the day your apple device was sent down a drain
I wish I had something to eat now
Granted,but you get food poisoning.
I wish I had a corruption-free wish 
(try to corrupt that)
Granted, but you only had one wish so now you can’t wish for anything.
I wish I could play the piano beautifully
Granted, but you can only play one song ever
I wish i had a fender stratocaster from the 60s
Granted! But all the strings are broken, and and there are no more to replace them in the universe and all factories that make the strings are shut down.
I wish I had a pet rock
(And I love this thread!)
Granted,but your neighbor comes by,and smashes it with a hammer.
I wish for an IRL TF2 Medigun.
Certainly! But it doesn’t work properly, and makes all who get shot by it turn fataly it, and the person who holds it.
I wish I didn’t enjoy this thread to an extent that is bad
Granted! You enjoy it more.
I wish Watch_Dogs would actually work and be fun.
Granted,but you delete it before it does,and have to buy it for $2.99.
I wish for Dark O.C.O.,Slid Fisher,Camophlauge,Botch,Emo,Gold Skins.and Blast-A Mole.(You cant corrupt something that you dont know about!)
Er… The emo skin takes over all and makes you cut.
I wish for a cake