Corrupt a Wish

.-. You have no idea what I meant dont you…

Heres a pic of emo on Botch.

http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131027084230/battlebears/images/7/73/Emo2.jpg

Anyways…The cake is a mud pie.
I wish for a lot of gas cans.

Granted but the gas cans explode

I wish I didn’t destroy my kamiwrym

what do you wish for?

I wish I my dog lived still

Your dog comes back to life,but one minute later,after walking out the door,gets hit by a bus. (Sorry if this offended you)

I wish for fire.

Granted, but you have to listen to Johnny cash sing about it for one whole day

I wish admin would clarify what next update will bring

Johnny Cash aint dat bad…

Granted,but you hate every idea he tells you,and you quit Hunter Island.

I wish for nothing.

wish granted but you get everything

I wish for no wishes

Granted but a genie comes

I wish THAT I COULD ACTUALLY WIN AN OM

you do but app force closes and you lose the OM

I wish I had a dog

Granted,but it has rabies.

I Wish for a pizza.

Granted, but the pizza-man sneeze on it !

I wish I can stop time.

Granted; however, you can only stop time if, and only if, you turn into a chicken. Forever.

I wish that my wish wouldn’t be corrupted.

granted but it backfired

I wish I had a wish

Granted,but you just used it.

I wish for misery.

that has happened to me before :confused: (Well, I didn’t win it but I was 3 floors away… And I was in pool A at the end of the season and would have finished within 3 hours of the event :()

Granted, but then Pharrell William comes along and sings happy

I wish I had a mom

Granted but she fell down and is in the hospital
I wish I could get a razer laptop

Granted,but it breaks.
@Kitty-I finished 20-30 minutes after the first Destructor event,and I didnt get a reward .-.
I wish for a wombat

Granted but it bites you and you are bleeding badly
I wish for no wind

Granted, but it is a very hot day and there is no shade around you and the wind would have been your savior.

I wish I had a pet horse

Granted but the horse marries your pet snail
I wish that everyone had oxygen to live but I dont