What in tarnation

A few things i dont like about the game… i dont like that you cant just go anywhere and find dragons you have to save up gems and hopefully get a dragon going to dungeon or caves the monsters you can catch are shitty 1 star or zero star monsters and the boss batles against the monsters in the dungeons you cant catch any of those cool dragons the fact that you have to have tickets to complete certain missions the fact that you have to have certain ingredients to ultra evolve and some of those missions are locked until a certain day or you have to be a certain level the fact that you have to keep spending tickets and waiting to get more or spend a gem to refill just to complete more missions the fact that you only get one gem when you do complete a mission series like come on i had to visit the forum just to get 5 gems to be able to either give away for a possibility of getting a dragon i spent 17 gems a got zero dragons just stupid dung Beatles and bugs i downloaded the game to train and evolve dragons not cats dogs penguins octupuses beatles and turtles come on guy give us a variety of dragons to catch or change your name i dont want to have to spend real money for a virtual dragon i have like 6 dragons and only one has the potential to be ultra evolved like 5 times and that’s ankdrake or whatever his name is i have two of practicly the same dragon fairlydrake lilly and fairydrake hvit who does nothing by the way only two moves that do nothing i want ashie or another badass dragon like that

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Best thing about this post: elden ring.
Worst thing about this post: zero punctuation.

I started this game 8 years ago so I’m very detached from what the new player experience is. Being restricted by tickets, ingredients and gems to start building your collection is something a lot of people find frustrating at first. Your account development is drawn out; you’ll keep building it for many years. However, it shouldn’t be too long before you have a bunch of final form legendaries to play with.

Most of the dragons are at super epic or higher which is why you haven’t seen them yet.

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Bro just go back to elden ring :rofl: this game is not for you

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VKC liking the post is quite funny

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Did he actually put all this words into one massive sentence?

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You know what punctuation is clearly a massive waste of time so ive decided that I will do the same from now on in my forum messages anyway buff emeraldont

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:joy::joy::joy:the man words has no end to them

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Idk why I found this so funny :joy:

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I offer you a Python function that optimizes your messages to the utmost:

import functools as ft
import gensim.parsing as gm     # if you don't have gensim, run:
                                # pip install --upgrade gensim
                                # in your command line terminal

def lemon_squeezer(text):

    preproc = [ 
        lambda x: x.lower(), gm.strip_punctuation,
        gm.strip_multiple_whitespaces, gm.strip_numeric,
        gm.remove_stopwords, gm.strip_short, gm.strip_tags
        ]
        
    return ft.reduce(lambda x, y: x + " " + y, 
    gm.preprocessing.preprocess_string(text, filters=preproc))

Provide your message as input and have your sentence lemon squeezed!
For example:

lemon_squeezer("""My name is Interference and I have 
been praising our lord and saviour Arborgias for almost 5 years now!!""")
>>> 'interference praising lord saviour arborgias 5 years'
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:joy: love it

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Yall are some turds worried about pronunciation and yall arent even using it yourselves and by the way that picture of eldin ring was taken like 6 months ago so im a lot further than that and i have beaten every optional boss and every unoptional bosses if you think neomonsters is harder than eldin ring youre blind and might just be a little stupid ill show another early eldin ring picture

Souls veteran here since 2 weeks after the UK release of Demon’s Souls. I can safely say particularly Elden Ring (the easiest of the series) is easier than Neo Monsters. Sounds like you need to hear the age-old classic in the souls community: git gud :wink:

In all seriousness I hope you’re enjoying some progress in Neo Monsters. I know a couple of people weren’t the nicest in their posts above but please refrain from calling people turds.

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Thanks turdybird

elding ring