If Shaquille O’Neal dove into a swimming pool with no water, it would become a dead pool.
I’m not shore if that’s a pun or not?
Any ways gtg sea ya later 
Nice, I really have give you props for that one
Sorry for sorta necro-ing, but I just had to share.
So someone brought that horse mask, which is this thing:
to school and I overheard someone saying,
“I’d wear that all day, and when my teacher tells me to take it off, I would say, ‘NEIIIGGGHH!’”
I just thought that was so clever haha. Props to the guy. 
EDIT:
I WAS WASTING MY TIME AND LOOK:
THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME not really but it’s cool
The pun is mightier than the sword
I can’t STAND all these puns
*falls down*
Oh my goodness, the irony is _metalling _with my brain.
Soo did everyone have an egg-citing Easter?
It’s not over here yet. My dad is still egging us to go search for eggs in the backyard…
Really, why would I search for plastic eggs when I can go collect cute, warm, real CHICKEN EGGS.
Some one isn’t eggstatic…
Well, I usually don’t get “eggstatic” over something like this… but this time, omelette myself have fun.