If Shaquille O’Neal was a criminal he’d be Shaquille O’Steal
lol nice set of those xD
even though its noon for me I’m feeling Drowzee, maybe its because I played with lanturns last night
If Shaquille O’Neal was a shade of blue he’d be Shaquille O’Teal
dry since I know ur on here often I can’t get ahold of u thru PM cuz u have to many so ya c u soon. this is Onix-ceptable (stolen by Drybones901 to make sure im not breaking the rules of this thread. ;))
If Shaquille O’Neal was a Pokemon he’d be Shaquille O’Seel
I approve the notion of your profile picture change. 
Also did you hear of the guy hit in the end with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
If Shaquille O’Neal sold drugs he’d be Shaquille O’Deal
Hay! Keep it kid friendly, goat it? >:C
If Shaquille O’Neal was Kookaset he’d be Shaquille O’Kill-joy
Lol jk jk 
I’m still weighting for some punniness.
I think this is going to be PUNishable by law 
Watt law? This thread is just electrifying, that’s all. Don’t get so wired up!
You know guys, a mime is a terrible thing to waste
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Am I the only one who didn’t get it?
Replace mime with mind
^ I didn’t get it either.
Maybe dead pool doesn’t understand what a “pun” is XD
Jk I’m probably not smart enough 
Dangit dead pool why u ninja me?!.!
He just couldn’t wait to use his elephant of surprise.
I sea what u did there.
Sea what I did?
Oh… I just thought a pun had to… uh, have other stuff. I mean, I can’t really say:
“You can do that.”
Instead I say:
“You can do that, because it’s better not to metal with the higher powers.”
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WINK