Let’s make this a contest to see who can get the best/worst (depending on how you see it) puns. I will start.
This topic will be unBEARable if no one joins
This is bearly worth reading
∂ont forget my worst pun of the year award ( EDIT: didnt mean to do that d , dont even know what happened)
I find this apPEELing
Dem puns jamaican me crazy mon.
y u guys orangunTANGLING around?
I am sew liking this thread.
okay yeah that was really, really bad
You’ve cat to be kitten me right now?
I’m not sorry about this at all.
fixed that for you
or should i say
fixed cat for you
…
that wasn’t even a pun
I’ll think of something later
I’m so eggcited right now that I just cat beelieve what’s going on right meow.
If Shaquille O’Neal was a banana he’d be Shaquille O’Peal
Im almost tempted to make that my profile pic lol because its… Um… (Im thinking of a pun) Kittenlicious! Im sorry that isnt even a pun… Im bad at puns
I finally thought of one after much intense thinking! That cat is aFURable… Im sorry im horrible at this
If Shaquille O’Neal was emotional he’d be Shaquille O’Feel
Wanna go on a Magikarpet ride ?
Im not gonna Raichu a love song
This is Onix-ceptable
That was Onix-pected
Theres no Shaymin losing the game
The boys Arbok in town
Hes so Porygon and killed himself
Ekans see clearly now the rain has gone 
I really luv pokemon ok? lol
If Shaquille O’Neal was a doctor he’d be Shaquille O’Heal
wowwww nice! 
oh the Hue-Manatee!
Ekans see clearly now the rain has gone
Ekans see all the Arbok-stacles in my way!
lol n00b song
lol
Harpy, OH the Hu-Manaphy xD
I’m going to Pikachu list of puns 
Why must all kinglers be so krabby? I mean, they must Seadra the aurora in their ways. I mean, I mew that they were mean, and I mewtwo of them were insane, but seriously? I mean, put a sawk in it, or throh away your bad tempura. I mean, they are just snotty chillbears. They can’t even rollout their own dough for bread without the help of someone else’s hm strength. This has been a tuna puns with me. But I can nut stop. I must goat on and on with the fun puns. That all
Pokérmanz is so pun, but dont say it too loud you might cause an Avalugg,
Dont get angry at me, just trying to prevent a Tyrantrum.
Nearly finished makng this pen, all i need now is the Inkay
I was running so fast that i skiddo’d down the hill!
Lol finishing this post:
Chess: Nooooooo! You took my Bisharp!