This got deep.
TPBM lives in Czechoslovakia
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Nope
TPBM is interested to know who is Marcus @DMGInterference referred to
The priest of my parish.
TPBM has committed assault with a firearm in a Walmart at least once
Not at wallmart but I did hunt alot last year and an assault at a night club. (PS- I am a competitive level shooter)
TPBM is a curious animal
No, I’m not curious because I am extremely antisocial and avoid any confrontation with anyone for as long as possible.
TPBM listens to Coldplay unironically
I am convinced Coldplay intentionally make some of the most uninspiring songs ever to exist only to make the really cool tracks they release once in a while stand out even more. So I’d say yes.
TPBM has spilled a can of beans in a theater while watching Cars 2
guilty as charged. I just wasn’t able to control myself, that scene where mater and finn were tied up, just reminded me too much of bondage and I came instantly, causing me to lose control of my hands and letting go of my precious can of beans :(.
TPBM has fapped to 2d characters.
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Yes, specifically a cardboard cutout of Shaquille O’Neal
TPBM has transcended humanity
Yes, many years ago. I am a Divine being you know.
TPBM has a big moustache and looks after it like a father.
Yes, I regularly shout at it. The way it jumps about as I shout reminds me of my childhood, dodging the rolled up newspaper being swung at me.
TPBM used to hallucinate.
Only when I play too much pvp.
TPBM hates mythics.
100%. They are the pinnacle of rng. Most don’t have fun or interesting movesets, and in general they just make the game so much less fun.
TPBM finds the direction of recent TPBMs a little weird
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This whole post is weird!
TPBM has dabbed on someone
Nuuuuuu how can you say that
Ur mom
LMAO GOTTEM!!!
TPBM has a katana
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A fake one
TPBM has gotten hurt by jumping
broke my ankle once trying to skate! I think it was called an ollie? I tried doing that - failed badly and fell, tried to recover using my foot but it bent in such a way that not only did it not save me from falling, but caused me to break my ankle. fun times!
TPBM Fortnite dances unironically
I’m too old to know what Fortnite is, but I’m a hell of a ballroom dancer.
TPBM counts Staticsphere to go to sleep
Totally wrong! Most mythics have amazing designs. Legendaries are much more interesting than super epics in design (in general) and mythics take it a little step above that with some more unusual passives or individual skills that don’t make the monster too niche because the rest of the moveset can have powerhouse moves like double counter strike without the monster becoming OP in comparison to others.
Nop. Counting static to go to sleep is dangerous lol. What if all of them blast in ur dreams , there is no waking up.
TPBM feels KD shouldnt explain about mythics here lol
Why not? I mean if the TPBM becomes The Mythic Discussion, that is bad
TPBM can hold their breath for a minute
Nop , I’m too old to try that .
TPBM is married