The Poster Below Me

Seriously. I can’t understand any of the results from Wolfram Alpha and the like

TPBM thinks that this thread will reach 500 posts

It will if we keep necroing it. I’ll talk with @Killerdog about making an updated egg hatching guide.

TPBM has broken a bone by doing something stupid

yeah i tripped on a swiss ball back in 2013 and broke my forearm (:

TPBM is sus

uh…

TPBM has had an existential crisis

yea working is killing me …

TPBM thinks this thread should have more people participate

Well duh

TPBM WON’T close this thread for the necro

i found this thread in the google actually lol and i found it interesting

TPBM never brush his/her teeth

It has been weeks. It’s rlly bad I need to brush them.

TPBM loves capybaras

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i do, this one is really cute and funny Capybara with mandarin orange on head みかんを頭にのせるカピバラ 伊豆シャボテン動物公園元祖カピバラ露天風呂 MAESTRO ZEN - YouTube

TPBM wants to be a moderator in this forum

Yup

TPBM IS a mod on this forum

:saluting_face:

TPBM is embarrassed they spent many gems on the first anniversary egg before waiting for the overlap with the second

I remain strictly f2p

TPBM used to be f2p before a certain banner

i spent on free +10 ticket banner

TPBM can’t express his/her love for certain someone

@DMGInterference
TPBM has done CBT :eyes:

Yeah I’m a big fan of Cognitive Ball Torture. 10/10 recommended to everyone.

TPBM is mentally stable and can be trusted with a deadly firearm

Absolutely, - unless I’m near a School, retirement home or petting zoo…

TPBM should be asleep because it is currently the early hours of the morning

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Nah it’s afternoon. Also I don’t need sleep

TBPM has gotten too 10 in PvP

You could say that…

TPBM hasn’t showered in the past week

Alas, false. Born to stink, forced to shower.

TPBM is a quirked up white boy goated with the sauce

No I’m fish

TPBM likes Indonesian food and also totally didn’t ask a duplicate TPBM