Sarcastic Monster Autobiographies

Hi I’m Tridrakhan, Drax completely outclasses me in every way! With all the stun counters running around these days my only passive is garbage. Insomnia would be nice but I can only dream (pun intended). I have three heads and tri (three) is in my name but I can only use a single target poison eater, while my buddy Vulcaroth has one head but can use double poison eater. How is this fair? Oh well guess I’ll go back to my secret hiding place (the bench) while I get pushed further down the totem poll of usefulness.

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