So this is very hard for me to say but I got pulled over the other day for having illegal Arkadion in my car…
Officer: Son, what is that?
Me: What is what?
Officer: That thing in your passenger seat. *Points to a Firesoldier*
Firesoldier: …
Me: No idea. I didn’t even know it was there.
Officer: Then what are those in ur back-seat? *Points at more Firesoldiers*
Me: I don’t know what your talking about…
Officer: Ok, then what is that duct-taped to the front of your car? *Points to a Snowstag*
Me: It ran right in front of me.
(I will continue this later 
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Officer: Explain that. *Points at a Vulcaraptor trying to escape the trunk.
(I’m sorry I couldn’t help myself. If you want my personal opinion this thread should be an interactive story where everyone can pitch in.)
Me: *opens the car window* “what’s the problem officer?”
Officer: “why does your friend have a massive hood on and a scythe?”
Me: “Oh sorry he’s the neighbourhood skullwraithe. He’s the best man to use for a hit man job” *skullwraithe nods*
Everyone notices a wild herd of Yetigos rampaging off in the distance and forgets what they’re talking about.
(yes, I did just go there)
(God darnit crystal xD)
Officer: Uhh *Looks at yetigo* I have to go! *gets in car & picks up donut* dear god, please let this donut give me the strength to survive
(One question, how many damn officers are on patrol tonight lol?)
The cop goes to the yetigos,while some guy in complete black,who looks suspicious with a triphoon and gigarock comes up to the back of the car.
(Its cool pred, I hoped people would post on here)
Me: *Jumps out of the car and makes a run for it*
Officer: I and the SWAT here ASAP!(munches on donut) Holy god I see A FREAKING DRAGON!!!
Omegawyrm I just had to add the donut. Funny, when you think of cops you think of them munching on donuts.
Me:Im close to the forest, I then trip over a rock and see a glittering card, I then hear a voice say “I am the guardian of the forest and a first one, who awakens me”. When all of a sudden Arborus comes out of the card.
I got out of the neighborhood, as soon as I saw the chaos happening! I was running and running, into the forest that happened to be nearby. I thought maybe the chaos couldn’t catch me there. I took a moment to unwind. Holy crap! Dragons! And giant bear-bull things charging down houses!
What next? All of a sudden, a giant tree gets up. “Who awakens me?!” It yelled. I didn’t even know who it was talking to, or what was happening, but it didn’t appear to see me. I still ran like a bunny who robbed a carroid (carrots and roids) plant. I was running and running and when I thought I heard something, I turned around for a quick second and ran into a tree… That was the last thing I remember before I got very… Ti…red… *Starts to snore*